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			*The kingfisher was built on a fairy fort
			*Do not ask about the letterbreckaun incident

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*The bus after the hike is a good source of free loot
*The pink tricam is a useful item
*There is a secret break room in the climbing wall
*The more expensive your gear the harder you will be able to climb
*Cooking brandy can be used to greatly restore your health
*Ticks aren't real
*Chocolate bars make excellent emergency cutlery
*The seats next to the fire in keanes are reserved for the hairiest club members
*Club social nights are an excellent opportunity to grown your linkedin network
*Wine gums count as one of your five a day
*Kayakers smell like poopoo
*There are over 15 disciplines in the mountaineering club, can you name them all
*There is no point showering after the hike on the club trip, you will just be hiking tomorrow anyways
*The price of a baileys hot chocolate in Keanes is used by economists as a recession indicator
*All boulders at the wall are tested on [[People#Guillome_LeBlanc| animals]] before human trials
*Hostel kitchens always come fully furnished and can fit 50 people cooking simultaneously
*Prospective hike leaders need to undergo extensive background checks
*No ATU student has ever summited [[Eochair| Eochair]]
*The club logo can be viewed from space
*The wall is extremely safe
*Sheep skulls can be traded with locals for rare loot
*Climbing instructors must complete a [https://training.hse.gov.uk/courses/biological-monitoring-for-chemical-exposures-at-work HSE approved course] on biological and chemical hazards
*The club has hosted students from all 9 continents
*[[Maamtrasna| Maamtrasna]] used to be the tallest mountain in the world
*Mont Blanc was named after Binn Bán
*The existence of extraordinary committee members implies the existence of ordinary committee members
*If you are offered cheese, DO NOT SAY NO
*The club has a secret motto
*The club radios have been used to intercept soviet communications
*Ballyryan has a train station, make sure to ask Irish rail staff about the timetable
*Ankle supporting boots have been proven to help prevent kidney failure and heart disease
*The bugle can be used as trad gear
*The boot on Corcóg can be used in emergencies
*There's gold in the twelve bens
*Killary is a fjord
*Parkour athletes train on joyces country fence crossings
*The donkey on the sheefries can speak spanish
*You can see New York from Mweelrea
*St Patrick was a proud member of UGMC (UCG at the time)
*The Dalai Lama named the Col of Despondency the 8th level of enlightenment
*Ben Gorm is in the Galway Mayo DMZ, hike with caution
*Derryclare is exactly halfway between Derry and Clare
*There are goblins in the burren

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Aodhan at 16:45, 15 February 2026

Aodhan: Created page with "*The bus after the hike is a good source of free loot *The pink tricam is a useful item *There is a secret break room in the climbing wall *The more expensive your gear the ha..."

Aodhan: Created page with "The bus after the hike is a good source of free loot The pink tricam is a useful item There is a secret break room in the climbing wall The more expensive your gear the ha..."