UGMC Cyber Command - Revision history

ClubDomination2025 at 18:01, 22 February 2026

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	[[File:Cybercommand.PNG\|thumb\|upright=0.6\|"Have you tried ~~shoving~~ it up your arse?" The official motto & emblem of Cyber Command]]'''UGMC Cyber Command''' (officially known as the '''Webmaster Team''') is the team assigned with managing UGMC's many IT systems. They work in silence, slaving away at maintaining the rather surprising amount of IT infrastructure that the mountaineering club possesses. Appointment to a position in Cyber Command follows a mysterious procedure, and not much is known about this elusive and important group.		[[File:Cybercommand.PNG\|thumb\|upright=0.6\|"Have you tried sticking it up your arse?" The official motto & emblem of Cyber Command]]'''UGMC Cyber Command''' (officially known as the '''Webmaster Team''') is the team assigned with managing UGMC's many IT systems. They work in silence, slaving away at maintaining the rather surprising amount of IT infrastructure that the mountaineering club possesses. Appointment to a position in Cyber Command follows a mysterious procedure, and not much is known about this elusive and important group.
	One of its members once described Cyber Commands operation style like so:		One of its members once described Cyber Commands operation style like so:

ClubDomination2025 at 16:31, 22 February 2026

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	[[File:Cybercommand.PNG\|thumb\|upright=0.6\|"~~Its not a bug - its a feature~~" The official motto & emblem of Cyber Command]]'''UGMC Cyber Command''' (~~also~~ known as the '''Webmaster Team''') is the team assigned with managing UGMC's many IT systems. They work in silence, slaving away at maintaining the rather surprising amount of IT infrastructure that the mountaineering club possesses. Appointment to a position in Cyber Command follows a mysterious procedure, and not much is known about this elusive and important group.		[[File:Cybercommand.PNG\|thumb\|upright=0.6\|"Have you tried shoving it up your arse?" The official motto & emblem of Cyber Command]]'''UGMC Cyber Command''' (officially known as the '''Webmaster Team''') is the team assigned with managing UGMC's many IT systems. They work in silence, slaving away at maintaining the rather surprising amount of IT infrastructure that the mountaineering club possesses. Appointment to a position in Cyber Command follows a mysterious procedure, and not much is known about this elusive and important group.
	One of its members once described Cyber Commands operation style like so:		One of its members once described Cyber Commands operation style like so:

	''I imagine this is how all changes to [UGMC's IT systems] have been made; in a highly concentrated sporadic burst after not having been touched for several years and by people who really should be doing assignments or studying.''		''I imagine this is how all changes to [UGMC's IT systems] have been made; in a highly concentrated sporadic burst after not having been touched for several years and by people who really should be doing assignments or studying.''

			== History ==
			The origins of the Webmaster Team is shrouded in secrecy. All that is known is that it was officially founded in 2015 by Nigel Burke, to administer the clubs new website. It has since vastly grown in scope and mandate, with the UGMC having possibly the most formidable IT setup of any club in Ireland.

	== Services ==		== Services ==
	The webmaster team operate the following services 24/7, without which the club machinery would grind to a halt.		The webmaster team operate the following services 24/7, without which the club machinery would grind to a halt.

	* The Club ~~website~~		* The Club Website
	* The Club ~~webstore~~		* The Club Webstore
	* The Maamturks Challenge ~~website~~		* The Maamturks Challenge Website
	* The Club Wiki		* The Club Wiki
	* Registered Climbers Database		* Registered Climbers Database

ClubDomination2025 at 08:37, 11 October 2025

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	In addition to IT services, the webmasters are in charge of some physical computer hardware.		In addition to IT services, the webmasters are in charge of some physical computer hardware.

	=== The Club ~~IPad~~ ===		=== The Club iPad ===
	Serves as the walls official computer terminal for access to the registered climbers database, also as a portable means of accessing club IT systems while on trips. It serves a secondary purpose of keeping the fidgety committee members quiet on the bus with the plethora of games installed. An explicit ban on the app "Clash of Clans" has been in place since 2023. Rory McGowan attempted to strong-arm the webmasters into lifting this ban with a constitutional amendment at the 2025 AGM, but was swiftly defeated when the fact was realised that the webmasters would just ignore him.		Serves as the walls official computer terminal for access to the registered climbers database, also as a portable means of accessing club IT systems while on trips. It serves a secondary purpose of keeping the fidgety committee members quiet on the bus with the plethora of games installed. An explicit ban on the app "Clash of Clans" has been in place since 2023. Rory McGowan attempted to strong-arm the webmasters into lifting this ban with a constitutional amendment at the 2025 AGM, but was swiftly defeated when the fact was realised that the webmasters would just ignore him.

	The ~~IPad~~ got a holiday when Liam Blake a.k.a. Guillome LeBlanc [https://wiki.ugmc.ie/index.php/Liam%27s_Adventure took it to France as his boarding pass].		The iPad got a holiday when Liam Blake a.k.a. Guillome LeBlanc [https://wiki.ugmc.ie/index.php/Liam%27s_Adventure took it to France as his boarding pass].

	=== The External Hard Drive ===		=== The External Hard Drive ===
	Contains the cold backup of most club IT systems, alongside videos and pictures from years gone by. A true time capsule of the club.		Contains the cold backup of most club IT systems, alongside videos and pictures from years gone by. A true time capsule of the club.

ClubDomination2025 at 20:50, 10 October 2025

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	''I imagine this is how all changes to [UGMC's IT systems] have been made; in a highly concentrated sporadic burst after not having been touched for several years and by people who really should be doing assignments or studying.''		''I imagine this is how all changes to [UGMC's IT systems] have been made; in a highly concentrated sporadic burst after not having been touched for several years and by people who really should be doing assignments or studying.''

			== Services ==
			The webmaster team operate the following services 24/7, without which the club machinery would grind to a halt.

			* The Club website
			* The Club webstore
			* The Maamturks Challenge website
			* The Club Wiki
			* Registered Climbers Database
			* Club Equipment Database
			* Committee Email Service
			* Club-wide Mailing Service

			== Hardware ==
			In addition to IT services, the webmasters are in charge of some physical computer hardware.

			=== The Club IPad ===
			Serves as the walls official computer terminal for access to the registered climbers database, also as a portable means of accessing club IT systems while on trips. It serves a secondary purpose of keeping the fidgety committee members quiet on the bus with the plethora of games installed. An explicit ban on the app "Clash of Clans" has been in place since 2023. Rory McGowan attempted to strong-arm the webmasters into lifting this ban with a constitutional amendment at the 2025 AGM, but was swiftly defeated when the fact was realised that the webmasters would just ignore him.

			The IPad got a holiday when Liam Blake a.k.a. Guillome LeBlanc [https://wiki.ugmc.ie/index.php/Liam%27s_Adventure took it to France as his boarding pass].

			=== The External Hard Drive ===
			Contains the cold backup of most club IT systems, alongside videos and pictures from years gone by. A true time capsule of the club.

ClubDomination2025 at 20:56, 7 February 2025

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	'''UGMC Cyber Command''' (also known as the '''Webmaster Team''') is the team assigned with managing UGMC's many IT systems. They work in silence, slaving away at maintaining the rather surprising amount of IT infrastructure that the mountaineering club possesses. Appointment to a position in Cyber Command follows a mysterious procedure, and not much is known about this elusive and important group.		[[File:Cybercommand.PNG\|thumb\|upright=0.6\|"Its not a bug - its a feature" The official motto & emblem of Cyber Command]]'''UGMC Cyber Command''' (also known as the '''Webmaster Team''') is the team assigned with managing UGMC's many IT systems. They work in silence, slaving away at maintaining the rather surprising amount of IT infrastructure that the mountaineering club possesses. Appointment to a position in Cyber Command follows a mysterious procedure, and not much is known about this elusive and important group.
	~~[[File:Cybercommand.PNG\|thumb\|upright=0.6\|"Its not a bug - its a feature" The official motto & emblem of Cyber Command]]~~
	One of its members once described Cyber Commands operation style like so:		One of its members once described Cyber Commands operation style like so:

	''I imagine this is how all changes to [UGMC's IT systems] have been made; in a highly concentrated sporadic burst after not having been touched for several years and by people who really should be doing assignments or studying.''		''I imagine this is how all changes to [UGMC's IT systems] have been made; in a highly concentrated sporadic burst after not having been touched for several years and by people who really should be doing assignments or studying.''

ClubDomination2025 at 20:56, 7 February 2025

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	'''UGMC Cyber Command''' (also known as the '''Webmaster Team''') is the assigned with managing UGMC's many IT systems. They work in silence, slaving away at maintaining the rather surprising amount of IT infrastructure that the mountaineering club possesses. Appointment to a position in Cyber Command follows a mysterious procedure, and not much is known about this elusive and important group.		'''UGMC Cyber Command''' (also known as the '''Webmaster Team''') is the team assigned with managing UGMC's many IT systems. They work in silence, slaving away at maintaining the rather surprising amount of IT infrastructure that the mountaineering club possesses. Appointment to a position in Cyber Command follows a mysterious procedure, and not much is known about this elusive and important group.
	[[File:Cybercommand.PNG\|thumb\|upright=0.6\|"Its not a bug - its a feature" The official motto & emblem of Cyber Command]]		[[File:Cybercommand.PNG\|thumb\|upright=0.6\|"Its not a bug - its a feature" The official motto & emblem of Cyber Command]]
	One of its members once described Cyber Commands operation style like so:		One of its members once described Cyber Commands operation style like so:

	''I imagine this is how all changes to [UGMC's IT systems] have been made; in a highly concentrated sporadic burst after not having been touched for several years and by people who really should be doing assignments or studying.''		''I imagine this is how all changes to [UGMC's IT systems] have been made; in a highly concentrated sporadic burst after not having been touched for several years and by people who really should be doing assignments or studying.''

ClubDomination2025 at 13:10, 5 November 2024

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	'''UGMC Cyber Command''' (also known as the '''Webmaster Team''') is the assigned with managing UGMC's many IT systems. They work in silence, slaving away at maintaining the rather surprising amount of IT infrastructure that the mountaineering club possesses. Appointment to a position in Cyber Command follows a mysterious procedure, and not much is known about this elusive and important group.		'''UGMC Cyber Command''' (also known as the '''Webmaster Team''') is the assigned with managing UGMC's many IT systems. They work in silence, slaving away at maintaining the rather surprising amount of IT infrastructure that the mountaineering club possesses. Appointment to a position in Cyber Command follows a mysterious procedure, and not much is known about this elusive and important group.
	[[File:Cybercommand.PNG\|thumb\|upright=0.6\|"Its not a bug - its a feature" - The official motto of Cyber Command]]		[[File:Cybercommand.PNG\|thumb\|upright=0.6\|"Its not a bug - its a feature" The official motto & emblem of Cyber Command]]
	One of its members once described Cyber Commands operation style like so:		One of its members once described Cyber Commands operation style like so:

	''I imagine this is how all changes to [UGMC's IT systems] have been made; in a highly concentrated sporadic burst after not having been touched for several years and by people who really should be doing assignments or studying.''		''I imagine this is how all changes to [UGMC's IT systems] have been made; in a highly concentrated sporadic burst after not having been touched for several years and by people who really should be doing assignments or studying.''

ClubDomination2025 at 13:09, 5 November 2024

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	'''UGMC Cyber Command''' (also known as the '''Webmaster Team~~''' or '''UGMC-CYBCOM~~''') is the assigned with managing UGMC's many IT systems.		'''UGMC Cyber Command''' (also known as the '''Webmaster Team''') is the assigned with managing UGMC's many IT systems. They work in silence, slaving away at maintaining the rather surprising amount of IT infrastructure that the mountaineering club possesses. Appointment to a position in Cyber Command follows a mysterious procedure, and not much is known about this elusive and important group.
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			One of its members once described Cyber Commands operation style like so:

			''I imagine this is how all changes to [UGMC's IT systems] have been made; in a highly concentrated sporadic burst after not having been touched for several years and by people who really should be doing assignments or studying.''

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