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| '''This is a page to record some of the best quotes you hear club members saying!''' | | '''This is a page to record some of the best quotes you hear club members saying!''' |
| | | *[https://wiki.ugmc.ie/index.php?title=Quotes_2025/2026 2025/2026 Quotes] |
| "Quality tentage is essential for society to function" - Aodhán on a Rover Soc funding application
| | *[https://wiki.ugmc.ie/index.php?title=Quotes_2024/2025 2024/2025 Quotes] |
| | | *[https://wiki.ugmc.ie/index.php?title=Quotes_2023/2024 2023/2024 Quotes] |
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| | *[https://wiki.ugmc.ie/index.php?title=Quotes_2022/2023 2022/2023 Quotes] |
| | | *[https://wiki.ugmc.ie/index.php?title=Pre_2022_Quotes Pre 2022 Quotes] |
| "ACHTUNG" - A most European warning message, which must also be followed by information of extreme importance, and ended with "ACHTUNG OVER"
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| "It doesn't have anything on Killarney" - Niall O'Doherty taking in the views of Snowdonia
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| "Jack, Joe pretended to fart out the bugle, and it's stuck" - Malena Thren's elaborate ruse to trick the bugle enthusiast Jack Reidy
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| "I'll go on the long hike to miss the match" - Englishman Johnny Alexander on the morning of Ireland's Grand Slam victory against England (he was sent on the short hike and did not miss the match).
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| "Send the American " - Cillian Gaoley nominating Colin to go ask the locals if the power plant is accesible
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| "They can't stop all of us " - Ultan O'Toole at the gates of the Llanberis power plant, blocking our way to the climbers
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| "A child " - The [https://nuigmc.com/wiki/index.php?title=People#Welsh_Roadworkers Welsh roadworkers] quick response to Joe Mee's would you rather question......The question itself shall not be placed into writing
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| "I'd get stitches, but I didn't bring my seweing kit " - Cian Mason on the topic of his cut on his finger which he had removed the bandages from
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| "If I get the chance to multi-pitch, I'll be this trip's b*tch " - Caolon's decleration before the trip to Snowdonia
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| "He has the lunch of a middle ages French peasent " - Cillian Gaoloey criticising Brendan's lunch of a block of cheese, a box of wine and a number of grapes
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| "I found the laws on beastiality" - Malena Thren
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| "Yay" - Colin Underhill, notes from a delightful conversation on German legal practises
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| "They did the thing!" - Assorted club members after other club members do 'the thing'.
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| "Are you back again?? There's honour in forfeiting" - Conor Sheridan giving out to Brendan Doyle for taking too many tries in the box game.
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| "I am no longer the throat goat" - David Hamilton after losing his voice
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| "yep." - Connor "The Bulldog" Gleeson
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| "Ah, I hope to birth a child some day." - Neil mid squat
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| "Every Hike from now on will be to Ben Choona" - Jack Reidy lamenting the loss of his knife on Ben Choona
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| "Get it right up there Niall" - Aodhán pitching a Halo 300 at the Lake, Rover Soc Collab Camp 2023
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| "Those Greek people, with their Greek food, and their Greek water" - Conor Sheridan quoting Johnny's appreciation of Greek Ouzo
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| "No it wasn't an anime, there weren't any big titty girls" - Neil Dozio defending his watch history
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| "I think someone spiked the eggy bread" - Johnny Alexander
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| "Bland, the rice had the most flavour" - Aodhán commenting on Rory's culinary masterpiece
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| "You are truly wise sir" - A mark of approval for truly wise club members to other truly wise club members
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| "Reidy, Reidy!" "Come in Reidy, your Mom's a hoe" - Joe Mee abusing his Vice Captain over the radio
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| "Can I get the employee discount" - David Hamilton to the Galmont Bar man, he did not work there
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| "If they are going, I'll get the money out of them..." - Niall talking about club trip payments
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| "I wonder what butthole made that!" - Johnny talking about a rather large animal excrement on a hike
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| "I can cook so many potatoes on this" - Cian Mason after seeing the large catering cooker at the IVs accomodation
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| "You know what we say in Jamaica, smoke one, climb one" - Darius's victory speech upon winning Highest Club Member
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| "Anyone who falls, and gets mud or blood on their face will receive a free pint" - Joe Mee. Current Recipiants: Sean O Ceallaigh
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| "Is this the group for rover soc? I loved being in scouts and just to reconnect with fellow abuse victims" - David Hamilton, commenting on a Social night which we was not attending
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| "Oooooooh that is a nice rock" - Johnny Alexander, the geologist, at numerous occasions
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| "Pineapple......Coconut" - Conor "The Bulldog" Gleeson's victory speech upon winning a pineapple and a coconut, Buncrana October 2022
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| "I'll be on the hike next week" - Dermot Warner, following the fifth purchase of a hike ticket which he did not show up for
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| "Come in Mommy Milkers" - Joe Mee over radio to Ciara Doody
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| "The seats by the fire at Keanes are for the hairiest members of the club" - Liam Lang
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| "I'll have the Big One" - Conor Sheridan requesting a shoulder of vodka, Mournes trip 2022
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| "I hear there's a heatwave coming" - Assorted Hike Leaders
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| "I have infilitrated their ranks" - Neil Dozio, upon being added to the Clare Cavers Groupchat
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| "Well I don't care for the foetus, but I like the baby" - Cillian Jordan, the context has been lost to time
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| "Come on, we'll walk back to the pub" - Thomas the Schindoodler in front of the bus, after being unsatisfed with the 15km hike (November 2022)
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| "Cash is King" - Niall the Treasurer
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| "Aodhán is this an OS Map??" - Jack the Hiking VC
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| Cathal: "What do you keep in your freezer Ruairi?"
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| Ruairi: "Bananas."
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| -The Cellar bar, 3rd November 2016
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| Pierce invites Cormac to his 21st.
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| Cormac reply on Facebook: "Sorry Pierce I have to shampoo my carpets on Saturday."
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| "Don't be pussy." - Andrejs
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| "Irish and British OS maps are exactly the same size" - Pierce Hosey, 27/11/16
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| "My feet are killing me" - Emmet McCourt, first hike after being voted in as the next hiking vice captain
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| "Why is the tiger off the bus"- Pierce Hosey (Dingle 2017)
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| "I nominate Adam West"-Every AGM.
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| “He gets enough anyway it’s fine” Ellen talking about Ger.
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| “Is that what people your age find fun?” Colin to Mary at Maamturks.
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| "The mop is immortal. The mop controls this human." Colin when asked to cut his hair.
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| "I hope to be a woman by next September" Cathal
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| "Shut up, I have a REC5 and I can lick my own cuts" - Fionn to Ciara at rover soc camp
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| "It's amazing what I can do" says Ger with a wink
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| "Brother O'Shea was an absolute lunatic!" - James Mulhall, descending a gully that was not in fact Brother O'Shea's gully
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