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• The bus after the hike is a good source of free loot
• The pink tricam is a useful item
• There is a secret break room in the climbing wall
• The more expensive your gear the harder you will be able to climb
• Cooking brandy can be used to greatly restore your health
• Ticks aren't real
• Chocolate bars make excellent emergency cutlery
• The seats next to the fire in keanes are reserved for the hairiest club members
• Club social nights are an excellent opportunity to grown your linkedin network
• Wine gums count as one of your five a day
• Kayakers smell like poopoo
• There are over 15 disciplines in the mountaineering club, can you name them all
• There is no point showering after the hike on the club trip, you will just be hiking tomorrow anyways
• The price of a baileys hot chocolate in Keanes is used by economists as a recession indicator
• All boulders at the wall are tested on animals before human trials
• Hostel kitchens always come fully furnished and can fit 50 people cooking simultaneously
• Prospective hike leaders need to undergo extensive background checks
• No ATU student has ever summited Eochair
• The club logo can be viewed from space
• The wall is extremely safe
• Sheep skulls can be traded with locals for rare loot
• Climbing instructors must complete a HSE approved course on biological and chemical hazards
• The club has hosted students from all 9 continents
• Maamtrasna used to be the tallest mountain in the world
• Mont Blanc was named after Binn Bán
• The existence of extraordinary committee members implies the existence of ordinary committee members
• If you are offered cheese, DO NOT SAY NO
• The club has a secret motto
• The club radios have been used to intercept soviet communications
• Ballyryan has a train station, make sure to ask Irish rail staff about the timetable
• Ankle supporting boots have been proven to help prevent kidney failure and heart disease
• The bugle can be used as trad gear
• The boot on Corcóg can be used in emergencies
• There's gold in the twelve bens
• Killary is a fjord
• Parkour athletes train on joyces country fence crossings
• The donkey on the sheefries can speak spanish
• You can see New York from Mweelrea
• St Patrick was a proud member of UGMC (UCG at the time)
• The Dalai Lama named the Col of Despondency the 8th level of enlightenment
• Ben Gorm is in the Galway Mayo DMZ, hike with caution
• Derryclare is exactly halfway between Derry and Clare
• There are goblins in the burren
• The kingfisher was built on a fairy fort
• Do not ask about the letterbreckaun incident