Quotes

This is a page to record some of the best quotes you hear club members saying!

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"I found the laws on beastiality" - Malena Thren

"Yay" - Colin Underhill, notes from a delightful conversation on German legal practises

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"They did the thing!" - Assorted club members after other club members do 'the thing'.

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"Are you back again?? There's honour in forfeiting" - Conor Sheridan giving out to Brendan Doyle for taking too many tries in the box game.

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"I am no longer the throat goat" - David Hamilton after losing his voice

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"yep." - Connor "The Bulldog" Gleeson

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"Ah, I hope to birth a child some day." - Neil mid squat

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"Every Hike from now on will be to Ben Choona" - Jack Reidy lamenting the loss of his knife on Ben Choona

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"Get it right up there Niall" - Aodhán pitching a Halo 300 at the Lake, Rover Soc Collab Camp 2023

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"Those Greek people, with their Greek food, and their Greek water" - Conor Sheridan quoting Johnny's appreciation of Greek Ouzo

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"No it wasn't an anime, there weren't any big titty girls" - Neil Dozio defending his watch history

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"I think someone spiked the eggy bread" - Johnny Alexander

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"Bland, the rice had the most flavour" - Aodhán commenting on Rory's culinary masterpiece

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"You are truly wise sir" - A mark of approval for truly wise club members to other truly wise club members

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"Reidy, Reidy!" "Come in Reidy, your Mom's a hoe" - Joe Mee abusing his Vice Captain over the radio

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"Can I get the employee discount" - David Hamilton to the Galmont Bar man, he did not work there

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"If they are going, I'll get the money out of them..." - Niall talking about club trip payments

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"I wonder what butthole made that!" - Johnny talking about a rather large animal excrement on a hike

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"I can cook so many potatoes on this" - Cian Mason after seeing the large catering cooker at the IVs accomodation

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"You know what we say in Jamaica, smoke one, climb one" - Darius's victory speech upon winning Highest Club Member

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"Anyone who falls, and gets mud or blood on their face will receive a free pint" - Joe Mee. Current Recipiants: Sean O Ceallaigh

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"Is this the group for rover soc? I loved being in scouts and just to reconnect with fellow abuse victims" - David Hamilton, commenting on a Social night which we was not attending

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"Oooooooh that is a nice rock" - Johnny Alexander, the geologist, at numerous occasions

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"Pineapple......Coconut" - Conor "The Bulldog" Gleeson's victory speech upon winning a pineapple and a coconut, Buncrana October 2022

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"I'll be on the hike next week" - Dermot Warner, following the fifth purchase of a hike ticket which he did not show up for

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"Come in Mommy Milkers" - Joe Mee over radio to Ciara Doody

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"The seats by the fire at Keanes are for the hairiest members of the club" - Liam Lang

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"I'll have the Big One" - Conor Sheridan requesting a shoulder of vodka, Mournes trip 2022

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"I hear there's a heatwave coming" - Assorted Hike Leaders

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"I have infilitrated their ranks" - Neil Dozio, upon being added to the Clare Cavers Groupchat

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"Well I don't care for the foetus, but I like the baby" - Cillian Jordan, the context has been lost to time

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"Come on, we'll walk back to the pub" - Thomas the Schindoodler in front of the bus, after being unsatisfed with the 15km hike (November 2022)

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"Cash is King" - Niall the Treasurer

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"Aodhán is this an OS Map??" - Jack the Hiking VC

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Cathal: "What do you keep in your freezer Ruairi?"

Ruairi: "Bananas."

-The Cellar bar, 3rd November 2016

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Pierce invites Cormac to his 21st.

Cormac reply on Facebook: "Sorry Pierce I have to shampoo my carpets on Saturday."

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"Don't be pussy." - Andrejs

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"Irish and British OS maps are exactly the same size" - Pierce Hosey, 27/11/16

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"My feet are killing me" - Emmet McCourt, first hike after being voted in as the next hiking vice captain

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"Why is the tiger off the bus"- Pierce Hosey (Dingle 2017)

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"I nominate Adam West"-Every AGM.

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“He gets enough anyway it’s fine” Ellen talking about Ger.

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“Is that what people your age find fun?” Colin to Mary at Maamturks.

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"The mop is immortal. The mop controls this human." Colin when asked to cut his hair.

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"I hope to be a woman by next September" Cathal

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"Shut up, I have a REC5 and I can lick my own cuts" - Fionn to Ciara at rover soc camp

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"It's amazing what I can do" says Ger with a wink

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"Brother O'Shea was an absolute lunatic!" - James Mulhall, descending a gully that was not in fact Brother O'Shea's gully