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'''This is a page to record some of the best quotes you hear club members saying!''' | '''This is a page to record some of the best quotes you hear club members saying!''' | ||
"Here Jack have some water, I mean vodka" - Malena | |||
"Haha yeah alright" - Jack assuming it was a joke.......It was not a joke | |||
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"This makes me back 20 years" - Callum Smith (20 years old) upon eating half a Frikadellen on top of Mweelrea | |||
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"As a baby, my first words were actually: I really want to be the secretary for the University of Galway Mountaineering Club 2023/2024" - Ciara Doody before fulfilling her childhood ambition of becoming the secretary for the University of Galway Mountaineering Club 2023/2024 | |||
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"Quality tentage is essential for society to function" - Aodhán on a Rover Soc funding application | "Quality tentage is essential for society to function" - Aodhán on a Rover Soc funding application | ||
Revision as of 10:43, 28 March 2023
This is a page to record some of the best quotes you hear club members saying!
"Here Jack have some water, I mean vodka" - Malena
"Haha yeah alright" - Jack assuming it was a joke.......It was not a joke
"This makes me back 20 years" - Callum Smith (20 years old) upon eating half a Frikadellen on top of Mweelrea
"As a baby, my first words were actually: I really want to be the secretary for the University of Galway Mountaineering Club 2023/2024" - Ciara Doody before fulfilling her childhood ambition of becoming the secretary for the University of Galway Mountaineering Club 2023/2024
"Quality tentage is essential for society to function" - Aodhán on a Rover Soc funding application
"ACHTUNG" - A most European warning message, which must also be followed by information of extreme importance, and ended with "ACHTUNG OVER"
"It doesn't have anything on Killarney" - Niall O'Doherty taking in the views of Snowdonia
"Jack, Joe pretended to fart out the bugle, and it's stuck" - Malena Thren's elaborate ruse to trick the bugle enthusiast Jack Reidy
"I'll go on the long hike to miss the match" - Englishman Johnny Alexander on the morning of Ireland's Grand Slam victory against England (he was sent on the short hike and did not miss the match).
"Send the American " - Cillian Gaoley nominating Colin to go ask the locals if the power plant is accesible
"They can't stop all of us " - Ultan O'Toole at the gates of the Llanberis power plant, blocking our way to the climbers
"A child " - The Welsh roadworkers quick response to Joe Mee's would you rather question......The question itself shall not be placed into writing
"I'd get stitches, but I didn't bring my seweing kit " - Cian Mason on the topic of his cut on his finger which he had removed the bandages from
"If I get the chance to multi-pitch, I'll be this trip's b*tch " - Caolon's decleration before the trip to Snowdonia
"He has the lunch of a middle ages French peasent " - Cillian Gaoloey criticising Brendan's lunch of a block of cheese, a box of wine and a number of grapes
"I found the laws on beastiality" - Malena Thren
"Yay" - Colin Underhill, notes from a delightful conversation on German legal practises
"They did the thing!" - Assorted club members after other club members do 'the thing'.
"Are you back again?? There's honour in forfeiting" - Conor Sheridan giving out to Brendan Doyle for taking too many tries in the box game.
"I am no longer the throat goat" - David Hamilton after losing his voice
"yep." - Connor "The Bulldog" Gleeson
"Ah, I hope to birth a child some day." - Neil mid squat
"Every Hike from now on will be to Ben Choona" - Jack Reidy lamenting the loss of his knife on Ben Choona
"Get it right up there Niall" - Aodhán pitching a Halo 300 at the Lake, Rover Soc Collab Camp 2023
"Those Greek people, with their Greek food, and their Greek water" - Conor Sheridan quoting Johnny's appreciation of Greek Ouzo
"No it wasn't an anime, there weren't any big titty girls" - Neil Dozio defending his watch history
"I think someone spiked the eggy bread" - Johnny Alexander
"Bland, the rice had the most flavour" - Aodhán commenting on Rory's culinary masterpiece
"You are truly wise sir" - A mark of approval for truly wise club members to other truly wise club members
"Reidy, Reidy!" "Come in Reidy, your Mom's a hoe" - Joe Mee abusing his Vice Captain over the radio
"Can I get the employee discount" - David Hamilton to the Galmont Bar man, he did not work there
"If they are going, I'll get the money out of them..." - Niall talking about club trip payments
"I wonder what butthole made that!" - Johnny talking about a rather large animal excrement on a hike
"I can cook so many potatoes on this" - Cian Mason after seeing the large catering cooker at the IVs accomodation
"You know what we say in Jamaica, smoke one, climb one" - Darius's victory speech upon winning Highest Club Member
"Anyone who falls, and gets mud or blood on their face will receive a free pint" - Joe Mee. Current Recipiants: Sean O Ceallaigh
"Is this the group for rover soc? I loved being in scouts and just to reconnect with fellow abuse victims" - David Hamilton, commenting on a Social night which we was not attending
"Oooooooh that is a nice rock" - Johnny Alexander, the geologist, at numerous occasions
"Pineapple......Coconut" - Conor "The Bulldog" Gleeson's victory speech upon winning a pineapple and a coconut, Buncrana October 2022
"I'll be on the hike next week" - Dermot Warner, following the fifth purchase of a hike ticket which he did not show up for
"Come in Mommy Milkers" - Joe Mee over radio to Ciara Doody
"The seats by the fire at Keanes are for the hairiest members of the club" - Liam Lang
"I'll have the Big One" - Conor Sheridan requesting a shoulder of vodka, Mournes trip 2022
"I hear there's a heatwave coming" - Assorted Hike Leaders
"I have infilitrated their ranks" - Neil Dozio, upon being added to the Clare Cavers Groupchat
"Well I don't care for the foetus, but I like the baby" - Cillian Jordan, the context has been lost to time
"Come on, we'll walk back to the pub" - Thomas the Schindoodler in front of the bus, after being unsatisfed with the 15km hike (November 2022)
"Cash is King" - Niall the Treasurer
"Aodhán is this an OS Map??" - Jack the Hiking VC
Cathal: "What do you keep in your freezer Ruairi?"
Ruairi: "Bananas."
-The Cellar bar, 3rd November 2016
Pierce invites Cormac to his 21st.
Cormac reply on Facebook: "Sorry Pierce I have to shampoo my carpets on Saturday."
"Don't be pussy." - Andrejs
"Irish and British OS maps are exactly the same size" - Pierce Hosey, 27/11/16
"My feet are killing me" - Emmet McCourt, first hike after being voted in as the next hiking vice captain
"Why is the tiger off the bus"- Pierce Hosey (Dingle 2017)
"I nominate Adam West"-Every AGM.
“He gets enough anyway it’s fine” Ellen talking about Ger.
“Is that what people your age find fun?” Colin to Mary at Maamturks.
"The mop is immortal. The mop controls this human." Colin when asked to cut his hair.
"I hope to be a woman by next September" Cathal
"Shut up, I have a REC5 and I can lick my own cuts" - Fionn to Ciara at rover soc camp
"It's amazing what I can do" says Ger with a wink
"Brother O'Shea was an absolute lunatic!" - James Mulhall, descending a gully that was not in fact Brother O'Shea's gully