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The '''Kingfisher Climbing Wall''' (also known as '''The Climbing Wall''' or just '''The Wall''') is the Mountaineering Club | The '''Kingfisher Climbing Wall''' (also known as '''The Climbing Wall''' or just '''The Wall''') is the Mountaineering Club;s headquarters and primary place of residence for the climbing members. It is located within and owned by the Kingfisher Gym, but maintained, operated and wholly governed by the Club. It has been the 2nd capital of the Club for generations of students (the 1st capital being the entirety of Connemara), and one of two climbing gyms in Galway (the other being the Co-op). | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
The | The Wall first opened alongside the Kingfisher on the 7th of November 2008. | ||
It was notably put beside the | It was notably put beside the Club's best friend (the sports unit) and not too far from it's worst enemy (the [https://ugmc.ie/wiki/index.php?title=Rover_Store Rover Soc Shed]). Reasons for this may have been due to a dislike of mountains by the architect, but these are just rumours. | ||
== Accidents & Incidents == | == Accidents & Incidents == | ||
There has actually never been an accident or injury in | There has actually never been an accident or injury in The Climbing Wall. It was in fact determined the safest place on campus, in Ireland, and even Europe, according to [[some people]]. | ||
== Native Creatures == | == Native Creatures == | ||
There are many native inhabitants and creatures at | There are many native inhabitants and creatures at The Climbing Wall. | ||
=== Boulderer === | === Boulderer === | ||
The most dominant species are the 'Boulderers'. Despite their name are often found sitting on the | The most dominant species are the 'Boulderers'. Despite their name are often found sitting on the bouldering mats, and not actually climbing. Often seen in a semi-awake state, they shout phrases like 'match you hands' or 'swap feet' in response to one of them actually attempting to boulder (which is frowned upon in their culture). | ||
As the | As the Summer months approach and the days get longer, this species can be seen undertaking their annual migration from the Kingfisher to the Co-op, where they will gather in groups to act in much the same way as they did in the Kingfisher, but now with much less natural light. | ||
===Top Roper=== | ===Top Roper=== | ||
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===Lead Climber=== | ===Lead Climber=== | ||
This species evolves from the top roper, after it has spent enough time at | This species evolves from the top roper, after it has spent enough time at The Wall. Much rarer than the other two creatures, they believe themselves superior. They can be easily identified by their mating cry, where they shout 'ROPE', as they pull a rope out of the anchor to impress the other climbers. | ||
===Social Night Attenders=== | ===Social Night Attenders=== | ||
These creatures follow a strict hibernation cycle, only appearing at | These creatures follow a strict hibernation cycle, only appearing at The Wall just before 9pm on a Tuesday, right before the social night. Zoologists believe it is due to them being afraid to walk along the canal to Monroes by themselves, as they are a very social (hehe) species. Few of these exist, because to be honest, its a bit of a sad existence. | ||
===Rope Access Technicians=== | ===Rope Access Technicians=== | ||
Perhaps the penultimate form of inhabitant, due to this species discovery of a fundamental truth - | Perhaps the penultimate form of inhabitant, due to this species discovery of a fundamental truth - The Climbing Wall wasn't meant for climbing. Armed with their ascenders, boots and gri-gri's they can often be seen simply "ascending" to heights and locations never thought reachable. A very curious species, the rope access technicians even discovered The Wall had openable windows, situated at the ceiling. Naturally, that made no difference to them, and the windows were accessed. | ||
== The "Break Room" == | == The "Break Room" == | ||
A somewhat secret location at | A somewhat secret location at The Wall, The Break Room was rediscovered by Cillian, Neil and Aodhán. It is a large space situated behind the bouldering wall, approximately 4 by 6 metres. Despite being called The Break Room, it is not ideal for taking breaks in, as the copious levels of dust and the sketchy exit make it questionable. | ||
Revision as of 17:51, 21 August 2023
The Kingfisher Climbing Wall (also known as The Climbing Wall or just The Wall) is the Mountaineering Club;s headquarters and primary place of residence for the climbing members. It is located within and owned by the Kingfisher Gym, but maintained, operated and wholly governed by the Club. It has been the 2nd capital of the Club for generations of students (the 1st capital being the entirety of Connemara), and one of two climbing gyms in Galway (the other being the Co-op).
History
The Wall first opened alongside the Kingfisher on the 7th of November 2008.
It was notably put beside the Club's best friend (the sports unit) and not too far from it's worst enemy (the Rover Soc Shed). Reasons for this may have been due to a dislike of mountains by the architect, but these are just rumours.
Accidents & Incidents
There has actually never been an accident or injury in The Climbing Wall. It was in fact determined the safest place on campus, in Ireland, and even Europe, according to some people.
Native Creatures
There are many native inhabitants and creatures at The Climbing Wall.
Boulderer
The most dominant species are the 'Boulderers'. Despite their name are often found sitting on the bouldering mats, and not actually climbing. Often seen in a semi-awake state, they shout phrases like 'match you hands' or 'swap feet' in response to one of them actually attempting to boulder (which is frowned upon in their culture).
As the Summer months approach and the days get longer, this species can be seen undertaking their annual migration from the Kingfisher to the Co-op, where they will gather in groups to act in much the same way as they did in the Kingfisher, but now with much less natural light.
Top Roper
These creatures exist in pairs. Although not rare, a lone tope roper is extremely hard to come by, because of their intrinsic fear of asking someone they don't know to belay them. They often are seen with the boulderers, who they get on with very well. There exists a social hierarchy among the top ropers, based around who can do the incline or not.
Lead Climber
This species evolves from the top roper, after it has spent enough time at The Wall. Much rarer than the other two creatures, they believe themselves superior. They can be easily identified by their mating cry, where they shout 'ROPE', as they pull a rope out of the anchor to impress the other climbers.
Social Night Attenders
These creatures follow a strict hibernation cycle, only appearing at The Wall just before 9pm on a Tuesday, right before the social night. Zoologists believe it is due to them being afraid to walk along the canal to Monroes by themselves, as they are a very social (hehe) species. Few of these exist, because to be honest, its a bit of a sad existence.
Rope Access Technicians
Perhaps the penultimate form of inhabitant, due to this species discovery of a fundamental truth - The Climbing Wall wasn't meant for climbing. Armed with their ascenders, boots and gri-gri's they can often be seen simply "ascending" to heights and locations never thought reachable. A very curious species, the rope access technicians even discovered The Wall had openable windows, situated at the ceiling. Naturally, that made no difference to them, and the windows were accessed.
The "Break Room"
A somewhat secret location at The Wall, The Break Room was rediscovered by Cillian, Neil and Aodhán. It is a large space situated behind the bouldering wall, approximately 4 by 6 metres. Despite being called The Break Room, it is not ideal for taking breaks in, as the copious levels of dust and the sketchy exit make it questionable.