Quotes 2022/2023

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Quotes from 2022/2023

"Blessings and worm" - Ciara Curtin


"That dog has no respect for Ailladie" - Cathal Quinn after a wet dog got water on him and the rope while he was belaying


"Aaayyeee" - Rian Ó Murchú


"Remember - I don't think any other University club has such a burden as this" - Author unknown, unofficial committee motto, found in an old notebook in the arhives, sometime around the 90's,


"Now that's a jammer" - Johnny Alexander, everytime he hears a good song


"Briarhill is like the beta version of rust, but instead of zombies, there's Tesco workers" - Sean O Ceallaigh


"There's no orchard thieves in Tel Aviv" - David Hamilton


"I'll volunteer for the Maamturks, if I can be put with someone who I can gossip with" - Klara Angele, she was put with Chael


"Here Jack have some water, I mean vodka" - Malena

"Haha yeah alright" - Jack assuming it was a joke.......It was not a joke


"This takes me back 20 years" - Callum Smith (20 years old) upon eating half a Frikadellen on top of Mweelrea


"As a baby, my first words were actually: I really want to be the secretary for the University of Galway Mountaineering Club 2023/2024" - Ciara Doody before fulfilling her childhood ambition of becoming the secretary for the University of Galway Mountaineering Club 2023/2024


"Quality tentage is essential for society to function" - Aodhán on a Rover Soc funding application


"ACHTUNG" - A most European warning message, which must also be followed by information of extreme importance, and ended with "ACHTUNG OVER"


"It doesn't have anything on Killarney" - Niall O'Doherty taking in the views of Snowdonia


"Jack, Joe pretended to fart out the bugle, and it's stuck" - Malena Thren's elaborate ruse to trick the bugle enthusiast Jack Reidy


"I'll go on the long hike to miss the match" - Englishman Johnny Alexander on the morning of Ireland's Grand Slam victory against England (he was sent on the short hike and did not miss the match).


"Send the American " - Cillian Gaoley nominating Colin to go ask the locals if the power plant is accesible


"They can't stop all of us " - Ultan O'Toole at the gates of the Llanberis power plant, blocking our way to the climbers


"A child " - The Welsh roadworkers quick response to Joe Mee's would you rather question......The question itself shall not be placed into writing


"I'd get stitches, but I didn't bring my seweing kit " - Cian Mason on the topic of his cut on his finger which he had removed the bandages from


"If I get the chance to multi-pitch, I'll be this trip's b*tch " - Caolon's decleration before the trip to Snowdonia


"He has the lunch of a middle ages French peasent " - Cillian Gaoloey criticising Brendan's lunch of a block of cheese, a box of wine and a number of grapes


"I found the laws on beastiality" - Malena Thren

"Yay" - Colin Underhill, notes from a delightful conversation on German legal practises


"They did the thing!" - Assorted club members after other club members do 'the thing'.


"Are you back again?? There's honour in forfeiting" - Conor Sheridan giving out to Brendan Doyle for taking too many tries in the box game.


"I am no longer the throat goat" - David Hamilton after losing his voice


"yep." - Connor "The Bulldog" Gleeson


"Ah, I hope to birth a child some day." - Neil mid squat


"Every Hike from now on will be to Ben Choona" - Jack Reidy lamenting the loss of his knife on Ben Choona


"Get it right up there Niall" - Aodhán pitching a Halo 300 at the Lake, Rover Soc Collab Camp 2023


"Those Greek people, with their Greek food, and their Greek water" - Conor Sheridan quoting Johnny's appreciation of Greek Ouzo


"No it wasn't an anime, there weren't any big titty girls" - Neil Dozio defending his watch history


"I think someone spiked the eggy bread" - Johnny Alexander


"Bland, the rice had the most flavour" - Aodhán commenting on Rory's culinary masterpiece


"You are truly wise sir" - A mark of approval for truly wise club members to other truly wise club members


"Reidy, Reidy!" "Come in Reidy, your Mom's a hoe" - Joe Mee abusing his Vice Captain over the radio


"Can I get the employee discount" - David Hamilton to the Galmont Bar man, he did not work there


"If they are going, I'll get the money out of them..." - Niall talking about club trip payments


"I wonder what butthole made that!" - Johnny talking about a rather large animal excrement on a hike


"I can cook so many potatoes on this" - Cian Mason after seeing the large catering cooker at the IVs accomodation


"You know what we say in Jamaica, smoke one, climb one" - Darius's victory speech upon winning Highest Club Member


"Anyone who falls, and gets mud or blood on their face will receive a free pint" - Joe Mee. Current Recipiants: Sean O Ceallaigh


"Is this the group for rover soc? I loved being in scouts and just to reconnect with fellow abuse victims" - David Hamilton, commenting on a Social night which we was not attending


"Oooooooh that is a nice rock" - Johnny Alexander, the geologist, at numerous occasions


"Pineapple......Coconut" - Conor "The Bulldog" Gleeson's victory speech upon winning a pineapple and a coconut, Buncrana October 2022


"I'll be on the hike next week" - Dermot Warner, following the fifth purchase of a hike ticket which he did not show up for


"Come in Mommy Milkers" - Joe Mee over radio to Ciara Doody


"The seats by the fire at Keanes are for the hairiest members of the club" - Liam Lang


"I'll have the Big One" - Conor Sheridan requesting a shoulder of vodka, Mournes trip 2022


"I hear there's a heatwave coming" - Assorted Hike Leaders


"I have infilitrated their ranks" - Neil Dozio, upon being added to the Clare Cavers Groupchat


"The more sectarian the area, the better the Chinese" - David Hamilton


"Well I don't care for the foetus, but I like the baby" - Cillian Jordan, the context has been lost to time


"Come on, we'll walk back to the pub" - Thomas the Schindoodler in front of the bus, after being unsatisfed with the 15km hike (November 2022)


"Cash is King" - Niall the Treasurer


"Aodhán is this an OS Map??" - Jack the Hiking VC