Climbing Wall

The Kingfisher Climbing Wall (also known as The Climbing Wall or just The Wall) is the Mountaineering Club headquaters and primary place of residence for the climbing members. It is located within and owned by the Kingfisher gym, but maintained, operated and wholly governed by the club. It has been the 2nd capital of the club for generations of students (the 1st capital being the entirety of Connemara), and one of two climbing gyms in Galway (the other being the co-op).

History

The wall first opened alongside the Kingfisher on the 7th of November 2008.

It was notably put beside the clubs best friend (the sports unit) and not too far from it's worst enemy (the Rover Soc shed). Reasons for this may have been due to a dislike of mountains by the architect, but these are just rumours.

Accidents & Incidents

There has actually never been an accident or injury in the climbing wall. It was in fact determined the safest place on campus, in Ireland, and even Europe, according to some people.

Native Creatures

There are many native inhabitants and creatures at the climbing wall.

Boulderer

The most dominant species are the 'Boulderers'. Despite their name are often found sitting on the bouldeing mats, and not actually climbing. Often seen in a semi-awake state, they shout phrases like 'match you hands' or 'swap feet' in response to one of them actually attempting to boulder (which is frowned upon in their culture).

Top Roper

These creatures exist in pairs. Although not rare, a lone tope roper is extremely hard to come by, because of their intrinsic fear of asking someone they don't know to belay them. They often are seen with the boulderers, who they get on with very well. There exists a social hierarchy among the top ropers, based around who can do the incline or not.

Lead Climber

This species evolves from the top roper, after it has spent enough time at the wall. Much rarer than the other two creatures, they believe themselves superior. They can be easily identified by their mating cry, where they shout 'ROPE', as they pull a rope out of the anchor to impress the other climbers.

Social Night Attenders

These creatures follow a strict hibernation cycle, only appearing at the wall just before 9pm on a Tuesday, right before the social night. Zoologists believe it is due to them being afraid to walk along the canal to Monroes by themselves, as they are a very social (hehe) species. Few of these exist, because to be honest, its a bit of a sad existence.

The "Break Room"

A somewhat secret location at the wall, the Break Room was rediscovered by Cillian, Neil and Aodhan. It is a large space situated behind the bouldering wall, approximately 4 by 6 metres. Despite being called the break room, it is not ideal for taking breaks in, as the copious levels of dust and the sketchy exit make it questionable.