The Clubhouse

The Clubhouse is a residential building located in the ████████ Estate. It is within walking distance of The Climbing Wall, this however is often disputed among members of the club. As of the 25/26 academic year, it serves as the primary social outlet of the club, one of the three pillars of our community.

History

The precise origins of the Clubhouse name are unclear. Records show it has been in the hands of the club for a few years.

The Residence

The structure consists of:

• Five bedrooms
• A kitchen that has never fully recovered from ████████████████
• Two bathrooms (A downstairs toilet and The ██████'s playroom)
• A living room that is dominated by two sofas that historians believe predate the Mesopotamic era.
• A smell of ████████, Hiking, and Climbing that stings the nostrils.

Inhabitants

• "The Beast" - Some say this creature was born and raised in captivity, and thus didn't learn proper social queues as a young fledgling. The Beast can commonly be found flitting between their bedroom, their ████████, and the front door to collect ████████.

• "The Ready Meal Popper" - An inhabitant unique to The Clubhouse, their mating call can be heard emanating from the kitchen, a distinct sharp repeating sound, followed by a low frequency buzzing.

• "Karl"

• "The Minnesota Monster"

• "The Commissioner of the ████████ ███████'s Office"

• "Ahmed Bashir McMahon"

Activities

• Poker
• BBQ
• ████████
• Mini-Golf
• Boxing
• Boardgames
• Deliveroo Maxxing