Quotes 2023/2024
Quotes from 2023/2024
"You're all numbers as far as I'm concerned" - Conor the offshore treasurer
"I have to use all the good holds for my can" - Cillian during some midnight climbing in the burren
"No buddy you are coming outside with me" - Bouncer to Felix
"Keep it stanky" - Sean O Ceallaigh
"I'd probably kiss the PG Tips monkey" - Ciara Doody
"I want to network with geologists but instead I'm stuck talking to bog people" - Jonny
“Yeah some guys watch Andrew Tate, but loads of girls sleep with rocks under their bed to make them cleaner” - Adam Mullins
"This has been the best event I've ever been to" - Rory at Rover Trangia MasterChef
"You are just the perfect amount of thick" - Szymon
"I hate climbing" - Darius the climbing trainer
"What I hear is, we're running to Keane's" - Felix
"Lourdes is like Knock but in France" - Niall
"This is so much better than mountaineering" - Aoife Embleton at Rover Quad Camp
"I think we're the only ones in full jean" - The Canadians
"The right side of the road is calling" - Aoife Doyle
"Stop touching the fucking car" - Aoife Doyle
"You're going 60, you spanner" - Ultan
During an extremely chaotic car journey back to the hostel after doing howling ridge.
"I'm albino in the penis area" - Collin
"He’s like Forrest Gump except having an intellectual thing he’s an alcoholic" - Sean
"And don’t be talking with your accent now” - Shane to Jonny on talking to farmer
"According to Laura that was foreplay!“ - Gustl aka Gustav
“What would you do if you lived in a shoe, take off the heel and live in a flat” - Liam Blake
“I feel like there’s some insufferable climber that calls a Nalgene, a gene” - Sean
"I live off a pack of bagels for about 3 weeks" - Aoife Doyle
"I think frog racing could be a great thing" - Jonny
“They call Kerry “The Kingdom” don’t they???”- Ella prepping her club trip instagram caption
"I got really good at making cardboard cutouts over the summer" - Aoife Doyle
“How many pints did they say again?? 20 pints of Guinness was it?? lord Jesus”- Mary in Keanes
The weather's actually good - Joe Mee
Aw fuck my phone's dead - Colin