Quotes 2024/2025

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Quotes from 2024/2025

"What's that thing hikers use, the waterproof stuff, durex?" - Adam Mullins


"Where would you like your masoleum" - Shan O'Halloran to short hikers


"My top song on my wrapped last year was a little ditty called 'If God didn't Want us to snort worms he wouldn't have made them cylindrical'" - Oisín


"I wisg we could drink and drive" - Ella


"How cool would it be to 'high jack' a sheep" - Ella


"That guy at the front desk was a bitch" - Tarq, talking about the guy at the front desk of Dublin climbing centre who did his boulder induction


"The women would love that" - Patrick talking about his Lana Del Ray poetry book


"Jelly is a jellatinised fruit spread" - Tatq


"We will be clibing the highest mountain in connaught, to that ticks the bock" - Joe tick the bock Mee talking about Lugnaquila


"We piss and then we ride" - Malena reciting a "famous" German saying


"We cooked eqq liquor" - Tarq stated proudly


"Shake it like a newborn" - Caellum


"Joe is on of the few people left in the world who would benefit from a lobotomy" - Oisín


"People say there aren't that many multipitches in Galway, but they haven't been to Dangan Sports Grounds, there's at least 3" - sleep deprived Conor


"You've got a real resting trauma face" - Joe attempting to start a conversation